• Hiking
  • The Cataract Falls Hike Disaster: Hiking in the Bay Area, California

    Our disastrous hike of beautiful Cataract Falls in Marin, California.

    This is the story of our very first hiking disaster: the first time we ever attempted to casually complete a hike only for it to go horribly, terrible, very very wrong. Learn from our mistakes, laugh at our stupidity, and learn what to do if you find yourself bawling on the edge of a cliff miles away from civilization. But the real moral of the story here is never listen to Jeremy
    when it comes to hiking.

  • Hiking
  • Hiking Machu Picchu: Failure on The Inca Trail

    Couple overlooking Machu Picchu, Peru

    We’re sitting in a restaurant in Aguas Calientes. Around us are five couples, two solo travelers, and two tour guides. All fourteen of them are tired, dirty, and covered in dried sweat. They just finished the 4-day Inca Trail to Machu Picchu and experienced a life changing experience, one that brought them together as a family to experience a once in a lifetime physical and mental challenge. As we watch them drinking celebratory beer, retelling stories, and soaking it all in, I’m reminded: this was supposed to be us. But instead of having a spiritual pilgrimage to Machu Picchu, we had an expensive failure on the Inca Trail.

  • Featured
  • Hiking the Quilotoa Loop in Ecuador: Reverse Route Travel Guide

    The stunning Quilotoa Lake in

    The Quilotoa Loop is a 3-day long hike in the Andes mountains in Ecuador, peaking at 12,500 feet. We thought we were taking the “easy” route. It turns out there is no easy route. Of course, we didn’t know that until after getting lost, unintentionally trespassing, crawling up a mountain on our hands and knees, injuring ourselves, and finally hitchhiking the rest of the way.

  • South America
  • Don’t Go Chasing Waterfalls: My Waterfall Rappelling Catastrophe in San Gil, Colombia

    Don't go chasing waterfalls: my waterfall rappelling disaster in San Gil, Colombia

    “How do I stop?? How do I make it stop going down?!?” I shriek frantically at my husband, who is calmly dangling in mid-air a few feet below me. I can’t make out his response through the roaring, cascading waterfall that we are both being drenched in as we rappel down a sheer rock face 250 feet in the air, but it’s probably something like ” Use the rope, idiot!” Oh, right.

  • Personal Posts
  • Why My Wife Will Never Go Surfing Again

    We went surfing in Morro Bay, California. It did not go well.

    When it comes to your partner or companion, it’s important to be able to read each other. Lia and I have a few different check-ins that we say to each other that hold different meanings in our partnership. One of them is “Is this surfing?” This is the story of the birth of that expression, and a lesson of caution about trying new things. At least, that’s how I introduce this story. Lia likes to call it “that time I almost got stung to death by a million jellyfish.”