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30 things nobody told us about before we went backpacking in South America!
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From guard llamas in Ecuador to mercado cats in Chile, 30 things no one tells you before backpacking in South America. We spent 4 months backpacking in Colombia, Peru, Ecuador, Chile, and Argentina!

We spent 5 months backpacking in South America. We swam in the Caribbean at Tayrona National Park in Colombia; we swam with playful baby seals in the Galapagos Islands; we hiked (ok, crawled on our hands and knees) on The Quilotoa Loop in the Andes in Ecuador; we crossed the La Balsa border into Peru in a chicken truck, we attempted (and failed) to hike the Inca Trail to Machu Picchu in Peru; we made friends with alpacas at a winery in Valparaiso, Chile; we drank our collective weight in wine in Mendoza, Argentina.

Although each of the countries we visited – Colombia, Ecuador, Peru, Chile, and Argentina – was as unique and different from one another as can be, we did notice a few universal truths about backpacking in South America… things nobody told us about before we left. In no particular order and in various degrees of usefulness, we’ve compiled our observations into this list of 30 things no one tells you about backpacking in South America!

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Things No One Tells You ….

The bumpy Ranchero ride is an adventurous necessary evil to get from Ecuador to Peru via the La Balsa Border Crossing.

This is a Ranchero, aka Chicken Truck. We rode it to cross the border from Ecuador into Peru. It was the bumpiest thing I’ve ever experienced in my life.

… about transportation in South America

  1. Public transportation in South America puts the USA to shame.  In most of the USA, not having a car is basically a death sentence. But in South America, even the most middle of nowhere towns have public transit. And it’s easy to find, too. You just have to step outside and think about a destination you wish to go to, and a bus, taxi, collectivo, moto-taxi, horse, rickshaw, or other form of transport will magically appear in front of you happy to take a little bit of your money in exchange for a ride. Now, that isn’t to say your ride will be comfortable … or fast… but hey, it’s cheap!
  1. Say goodbye to such the illusion of safety while riding in a car. Working airbags? Backseat seat belts? They don’t exist in South America. Just find something to hold on to.
  1. Of course, there are often seat belts in the back seat. Like, they’re literally there, tantalizing you with their existence. The only problem? There’s nothing to actually buckle them into. The seatbelts are a lie! The worst part? You’ll never lose the habit of attempting to buckle your seatbelt when you slide into a taxi. Fresh disappointment every single time.
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  1. Things like “road rules” and “stop signs” and “speed limits” are variously seen as suggestions or challenges throughout South America. When you’re not staring wide-eyed into oncoming traffic on the wrong side of the road in a van that is busy racing a truck, you’ll be holding on for dear life as your bus flings itself dangerously close to the edge of an unprotected cliff face while warning signs informing you that you’re breaking the law at faster than 90 kmh flash helpfully above your head. My best suggestion is to write your will before you leave and make sure all of your affairs are in order.
  1. Every taxi will try to charge you a gringo tax, and you are well within your rights to haggle. If you don’t know how much a taxi should cost and can’t find a friendly local to ask, just start by undercutting the offered price by 2-3 pesos/dollars/soles/etc. Even metered taxis can screw you: we found out in Chile that some taxi drivers actually adjust their meters to start higher for gringos! If you’re in an area where haggling isn’t acceptable, don’t worry, every taxi driver will let you know as soon as you try it (although we’re not convinced that wasn’t BS, either.)
Getsemani, Colombia is a super hip neighborhood and home to dazzling street art as well as some of the best restaurants in Cartagena.

Gorgeous street art in Getsemani, the hip neighborood in Cartagena, Colombia.

… about pop culture in South America

  1. The radio stations in South America do this incredibly irritating thing. They’ll have someone talking (loudly) while they play a song in the background at a low volume. Then, suddenly, whenever the person talking (yelling) pauses for breath or dramatic effect, the background song suddenly BLASTS at full freaking volume out of nowhere, only to go back to background music as soon as the guy starts talking again. So there’s this impossible-to-ignore ear attack of yelling and loud music and then more yelling and then 2 seconds of loud music and yelling yet again and then another .5 seconds of loud music and it’s just awful. It’s like nails scratching on a chalkboard. Why!? WHY!?
  1. Speaking of radio: you may hate reggaeton now, but give it a couple of weeks and you, like the rest of South America, will suddenly find yourself singing along to every Enrique Iglesias and Shakira song. They’re catchy AF, no shame. Bailamos! 
  1. It’s not just reggaeton you’re going to end up loving. Never in my life have I found a sport so exciting and fun to watch as soccer in South America. Watching soccer in a South American bar is like watching the Bachelor with your gal pals: you can’t help but get caught up in the drama! From the telenovela style fouls (can we just be real here: nobody has ever actually injured Neymar to the level that he pretends that they have. Never in my life have I seen a man fake cry and roll around in fake pain with such conviction) to the guys yelling GOAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL for like 5 straight minutes (Jeremy and I are convinced that there’s an insider competition to see who can say it the longest) South American soccer is SO addictive, and SO much fun! If the local team is playing, show up at a bar – any bar – and tune in.
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  1. Don’t get your geography mixed up and lump Mexico in with South America. You’ll be incredibly disappointed when you realize that you will not find a decent burrito, quesadilla, or even a lone tortilla floating around South America. There are no mariachi bands or sombreros, Dia de los Muertos is variously celebrated (or not), and margaritas are not the international drink. Latin American food and culture is varied and incredibly different from region to region and country to country. I know this seems obvious, but when you start craving a taco and then realize oh shit, they don’t exist in South America AT ALL?? you’ll understand why it took me a minute to check my assumptions.
The Casablanca Wine Region near Valparaiso, Chile.

What, you actually thought I’d have a picture of a bathroom? Gross. No. These are vineyards outside of Valparaiso, Chile. Read more here.

… about bathrooms in South America

  1. Never get caught without toilet paper! Always have a spare roll or at least a few extra sheets on your person at all times. Most public toilets don’t offer the courtesy of a toilet seat or soap, much less toilet paper or something to dry your hands on (who do you think you are, the queen of England??) Sometimes a public toilet will sell a paltry amount of toilet paper for a high price. Bring your own to save money and embarrassment.
  1. You can’t throw toilet paper in the toilet. There will be a trash can for you to use instead. You’ll get the habit of doing a sort of wadding and wrapping thing to make it slightly less icky. And don’t try to be cute and throw the toilet paper in the toilet anyway: you’ll clog the thing and make everyone else’s lives miserable.
Isla Isabela in the Galapagos Islands, Ecuador.

I swear I was just taking a picture of Isla Isabela in the Galapagos Islands in Ecuador, but I also happened to catch this lady side eyeing me trying to juggle 18 backpacks while operating a camera at the same time.

… about being a gringo in South America

  1. If you’re a gringo (which means foreign person) backpacking in South America, you will get stared at. A lot. Even if you’re in a place regularly visited by gringos. Even if there are 12 other gringos standing right in front of you, all with gaudier outfits and bigger backpacks than you. You’ll still get stared at. In some countries, being a Gringo also means you’ll get honked at, aggressively sold things, and occasionally taken advantage of. In other countries, you’ll get kind offers of help or assistance if you happen to look lost or confused for the slightest moment.
  1. Generally speaking and with few exceptions, the people in South America are so incredibly nice.  From Colombia, where even strangers who spoke no English at all would stop to give us advice or ask if we needed any help, to Chile, where strangers engaged us in conversation about everything from politics to the price gouging practices of local taxis, South Americans are typically friendly and helpful.
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  1. Speaking of the kindness of South Americans, we encountered a huge amount generosity and willingness to help. Sometimes this was made more complicated by the language barrier, but that never seemed to stop anyone from trying to assist us. In the event of a communication challenge, don’t be surprised if someone hands you a cell phone with their cousin/friend/acquaintance who supposedly speaks English (it never actually helps, but it’s the thought that counts).
Cat in a mercado stall in Valparaiso, Chile.

Mercados are the best. It’s not just the inexpensive fruits, veggies, and other local specialties. In the mercado in Valparaiso, Chile, there are cats, too.

… about food in South America

  1. Always visit the local Mercado for groceries and fresh food! When we first started backpacking in South America we did our grocery shopping exclusively at supermarkets and were always disappointed by the lack of affordable fresh fruits, veggies, and non-sketchy looking meats. Turns out it’s because we were looking for them in the wrong place! Farm fresh fruits, veggies, and meats – not to mention cheese, nuts, olives, and chocolate – are sold at the mercados, not the supermarkets, and they’re a zillion times cheaper and better quality.  Plus, some mercados have cats.
  1. To try some authentic local cuisine, hit up your local Mercado (again). Most mercados have stalls selling fresh cooked meals that are always a good representation of the local specialties, and they’re (usually) fantastic quality and very cheap. From cheap ceviche and llapingachos in Ecuador to flaky empanadas and giant grilled steak sandwiches in Argentina, the mercado was always our favorite spot to find excellent traditional food at budget-friendly prices
  1. No, I’m not done talking about how great the mercados are yet. Other things you can get at the many wonderful and unique mercados in South America include, but are not limited to: hair ties; petrified llama fetuses; batteries; pots and pans; fresh juice; canned foods; towels; fresh spice mixes and sauces; and any portion of a cow, chicken, or pig that you can possibly imagine. Mercados are the best. Just stay away from the meat aisle if you’re squeamish. (Trust us on that one.) OK, now I’m done with the mercados.
  1. Everything is extra sugary in South America. The local pastries and cakes are insanely sweet. Tea, coffee and juice are usually pre-sweetened to a stomach turning degree. The local sodas make Coke seem like a well-spiced low-sugar infusion. Stick to fresh fruit (or maybe fresh sugarcane) for dessert or risk developing a raging, eye-bulging sugar addiction (it happened to us more often than we care to admit).
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  1. You can’t just drink milk in South America. Like you can’t go to a store and buy a bottle of cold milk and drink it like it’s a beverage. First of all, the milk is all shelf-stable, whether it comes in bags or boxes. It’s okay for cereal or hot chocolate, but on its own, it tastes like sugary fat-water. Like you know those creamers that you sometimes get in an office kitchen that list nothing but milk on the label but are curiously shelf-stable and taste like weird cream? That’s what the milk is like in South America. What that means is that you’re going to crave fresh milk every single time you eat a super-sugary cake or deep, rich locally produced chocolate and then realize with bitter disappointment that the milk is always a lie. On the bright side, it really helps with curing the horrible sugar and chocolate addiction you’re going to inevitably develop.
  1. The go-to for a budget-friendly meal in South America is an almuerzo. An almuerzo is a set menu lunch, typically consisting of a soup or entrada (appetizer), a segundo (entree – always a typical local dish), and often a drink and a postre (dessert). They’re set at a cheap price and always the best deal in any restaurant. If you visit a restaurant at lunchtime, chances are they’ll only be serving a set menu, usually with a couple of options. We ended up only eating almuerzo meals each day and cooking for dinner to save money.
Fruit in a mercado in Cajamarca, Peru.

Here’s another tantalizing picture of a mercado in Peru, as if you needed more convincing to go to mercados.

  1. Most of the tap water in South America is not safe for drinking, with only a few major cities as exception. Our Steri-Pen saved us loads of money (not to mention sickness) as we were able to filter our own water for drinking and washing food with totally for free. Read more about what to pack for South America!
  1. Because tap water is unsafe, be wary of fresh vegetables and unwashed fruits, as well as ice. Usually ice is purified water, especially if you order a blended jugo naturales in a restaurant, but it’s always best to ask. Fruits and veggies are a tossup. Of course any fruit that can be peeled entirely, like a banana, is safe. But if you’re eating the peel (such as a tomato or cucumber), be careful! We avoided all but the most delicious looking salads and managed to stay sickness-free, although our stomachs were never quite functioning at 100%. The best bet is to buy your produce at a mercado and wash it yourself with purified water.
Posing with birds of prey and locals in Arequipa, Peru.

You can take awesome photos posing with badass birds of prey like this like we did near Arequipa, Peru, but it isn’t free – that’s how these 2 women make a living!

… about money in South America

  1. As a general rule, nothing is free in South America. There are no free samples, there are no free photos with people in indigenous costumes (or alpacas in traditional dress. Or eagles). The people you will encounter in South America work for every cent they have, and as a tourist or traveler, you are expected to contribute to the local economy and to local people by paying your way. So do not act surprised or offended when someone demands payment for a “gift,” photo, or otherwise. Don’t take anything expecting it to be free – this is how many people make their livelihood.
  1. If someone tries to give you something that you didn’t ask for, either politely refuse them, ignore them, or just wait for them to come back and retrieve it. At first we would be confused as to why someone just walked through our restaurant dropping off souvenirs on every table, until we watched them walk back through and pick them all up from the uninterested patrons.
  1. On most local bus rides, vendors will frequently hop on with baskets of homemade treats for sale, or offer them through the windows while you sit in traffic. These are the BEST. We always looked forward to bus snacks! Sure, it may seem sketch the first couple of times your bus stops to pick up some little old lady selling treats out of a basket, but but trust us, that abuela knows what’s up. Bus snacks are cheap, delicious, and totally safe. Our favorites: fritadas and popsicles in Ecuador, salted green mango in Colombia, or habas in Peru.
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  1. If there is an expensive tour, there is usually also a cheaper DIY alternative that involves public transit. You just have to figure out the exact order of buses or collectivos, and find the general location to pick them up. This sounds super complicated because it is super complicated, but have no fear. To accomplish this feat, just ask a friendly local. And then continue asking locals at each step. You’ll get there eventually!
  1. On the flip side, some things are actually only possible to do with a tour. We found this out the hard way when we tried to visit a dairy farm on our own in Cajamarca, Peru. No one had a clue where to find the only dairy farm we were able to Google, and we wasted a whole day trying to find it on our own instead of just paying for a dairy farm tour. Also, many outdoorsy tours are protected legally and require a certified tour guide, such as in the Galapagos or the Sacred Valley.
Tito the Llama at Llullu Llama hostel in Insinlivi on the Quilotoa Loop in Ecuador.

Tito is the resident llama at Llullu Llama on the Quilotoa Loop in Ecuador. We almost became friends when I gave him a few handfuls of grass. But then I ran out and he lost interest.

… about animals in South America

  1. You are likely to encounter animals on a regular basis when backpacking in South America. From the dogs roaming the streets (many of which are friendly pets, some of which … not so much) to stray kittens that you can’t help but scoop up and bring home to your hostel, to the pigs and cows and sheep grazing in backyards and tied to stop signs, to the guard llamas, to the roosters you may find seated next to you on a bus … South America is filled with animals! We saw this as a huge plus (we jump at any chance to make a new pig or llama friend) but to each their own.
  1. Let’s just talk about guard llamas for a minute. Llamas, those adorable, long-necked, droopey-eyed creatures that look like a cross between a hillbilly camel and a muppet, are found all over South America (much to our delight). Although their smaller relatives, the alpaca, are mostly bred for their soft, fuzzy fur (and cuteness, we assume) the much less conventionally adorable looking llamas are employed for a different purpose: security. That’s right. Instead of having a snarling dog tied to a stick in the front yard, in South America, you just stick a llama there and let it munch grass and sort of sass anyone who comes too close. Llamas aren’t vicious, but they can be hurtful: we tried to make friends with a lot of llamas only to end up brokenhearted because they were too busy “working,” which is to say, eating grass and sassing people. I love them so much.
At the stunning Colca Canyon near Arequipa, Peru.

At the stunning Colca Canyon near Arequipa, Peru, 3 months into backpacking in South America.

The Most Important thing to know before backpacking in South America!

  1. You need to know basic Spanish when backpacking in South America. Depending on the country, English is often not very common. At the very least, know how to ask for directions or prices – and of course, to say please and thank you! Otherwise … I mean, best of luck, let us know how it goes.

We hope you enjoyed our semi useful, highly disorganized list of things no one tells you about backpacking in South America. If you still need some backpacking in South America travel advice, we recommend reading about the best things we packed for South America, and what NOT to do in South America (a guest post on Probe Around the Globe).

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  1. Christina from Happy to Wander says: March 5, 2017 at 7:23 am

    I’ve never been to South America, but this was still such a fun read!!! I definitely lol’d at that whole radio music volume thing… I can’t wrap my head around why they would do that but ok. Also bus treats sound AMAZING hahah. One of the #1 reasons I wanna visit South America for a while is to force myself to perfect my rusty high school Spanish. Hopefully I can do that someday soon 😀

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    • Lia says: March 5, 2017 at 3:22 pm

      You’d be surprised how fast your high school Spanish turns into useful conversational Spanish when you’re using it 24/7! I hadn’t taken a class since high school and I felt damn near fluent by the time we left. Even my husband, who (despite being Mexican) can only order burritos in Spanish, was able to master things like ordering non-burrito food items, talking to people that worked at hostels, and even the occasional attempt at conversation. Maybe if our Spanish was just a little bit better we could ask someone about the stupid freaking radio DJ thing. My only guess is that it gets your attention by obnoxiously grating on your ears and refusing to fade into the background. Which … I guess was successful for them, so, well done?

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  2. Birthe (from Wandering the World) says: March 5, 2017 at 9:26 am

    I already have a raging, eye-bulging sugar addiction, so South America sounds perfect for me! No, I can keep myself in check. ☺️ We skipped South America in our round the world trip due to lack of time, but that’s just another good reason to go back overseas someday. Enjoyed reading your list of things we should know when that time comes! Things I’ll definitely remember: make sure you have something to hold onto when taking a taxi or other transport, don’t listen to the radio, we’re gringos, shop at mercados, ask for almuerzo, our Sawyer Mini Water Filter will finally come in handy, bus snacks are not a scam, install Duolingo and start practicing. Thanks for sharing!

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  3. departureandarrivals says: March 5, 2017 at 7:46 pm

    I love your post, this was very useful. I have never been to South America but would love to go, so will bookmark your post and hopefully use it any time soon 🙂

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  4. What's Katie Doing? says: March 5, 2017 at 8:58 pm

    Your photos are taking me back – I can feel the heat!! Great post and totally true, although by the end of 5 months travelling in South America we were drinking the tap water in large cities!!

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    • Lia says: March 6, 2017 at 6:09 pm

      Honestly, we did too (everywhere except in Colombia and Peru, I think) but we tried to be safe as much as we could. The steri-pen makes it pretty easy to sterilize a lot of water in 1 minute too, which is really helpful!

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  5. Kiara says: March 6, 2017 at 6:08 am

    I loved reading this! Brazil, Peru, and Chile are countries I’ve been dreaming of visiting but are expensive when you come from the Philippines. However, I’m slowly earning enough and planning for a trip here, so this post really opened my eyes on what to expect! 🙂

    -Kiara

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    • Lia says: March 6, 2017 at 6:08 pm

      That’s exciting, Kiara! Sometimes saving up for the trip as you research the destination and learn about all the exciting things to do there is almost as fun as the travelling itself. It’s the thrill of anticipation!

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      • Ian McAllister says: January 1, 2019 at 8:03 pm

        Don’t forget Brazil has a different language – Portuguese. I can read and understand Portuguese because a friend told me “you just speak Spanish while holding your nose” but I couldn’t ever buy something. I speak Spanish.

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      • Ian McAllister says: January 1, 2019 at 8:08 pm

        Don’t forget Brazil has a different language – Portuguese. I can read and understand Portuguese because a friend told me “you just speak Spanish while holding your nose” but I couldn’t ever buy something. I speak Spanish.
        My main dread is having my camera stolen. Photography is the main purpose of my trip. I’m planning a trip of more than a year if I can master altitude sickness without chewing coca leaf.

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  6. Megan Johnson! says: March 12, 2017 at 12:53 pm

    I haven’t been to south, but I went to Central America two years ago and can relate haha. I got used to not having a seatbelt for two months then got in a taxi van thing in Costa Rica and the driver was like “can you put your seatbelt on?” Then when I got home, I would find myself throwing toilet paper in the garbage still haha

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  7. akcotter says: March 20, 2017 at 1:09 am

    I came across your blog while doing research on Colombia. My husband and I are also newlyweds doing an extended honeymoon traveling through South America for 6 months. We’re 2.5 months in right now and this post is spot on to our experiences here. I’ve been reading through your blog sitting next to my husband and every once in awhile I have to comment to him how much you guys remind me of us. I especially liked your waterfall repelling catastrophe and mud bathes stories, the whole time I was reading them I couldn’t stop thinking how that would be my exact experience and reaction. Anyway, thanks for all the advice! I hope your travels are going well!

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    • Lia says: March 20, 2017 at 3:52 am

      You’re so sweet!! It’s too bad we’ve already left South America, we would have loved to meet up. Have a wonderful time on your journey! We’d love to hear about your experiences and stories. And please reach out if you have any questions@

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  8. Kiran Kishore says: August 11, 2017 at 4:47 am

    You are giving me soooo much nostalgia! I miss reggaeton so much!! And the adorable llamas!!

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  9. John and Susan Pazera says: October 18, 2017 at 9:31 am

    Great post and awesome blog! Glad we found it.

    Cheers,
    John and Susan
    Boquete, Panama

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  10. Toks says: November 2, 2017 at 2:34 pm

    Thanks for this article. I’m pretty excited to visit South America. As a Southeast Asian, I’m happy to hear that some mercados have cats. What are some of the ways that they cook them in South America?

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  11. Wesley says: December 31, 2017 at 2:42 pm

    Thank you so much for this article. I am on my third trip to Latin America, and planning my fourth. And I agree with you 110% on everything you have said here!
    Maybe one more thing: Be flexible with your plans and a little patient with stuff. Stuff will get sorted out magically, somehow.

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  12. Nastasia Mora says: February 12, 2018 at 9:05 am

    Just thought I should point out to you that gringo means white boy not foreign person. Even a local would call a lighter skinned South American a gringo. Doesn’t mean they’re not from there, just lighter complexion.

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    • Lia Garcia says: February 12, 2018 at 3:34 pm

      Oh, interesting! We’ve heard different definitions in different countries as to whether it’s a racial thing or just a foreigner/outsider thing, but no matter where we were we definitely knew we were gringos (or in my case, a gringa)!

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  13. Eva says: May 5, 2018 at 10:55 am

    A great guide, really! What a disappointment to read that milk is not really good. I love milk and love drinking milk abroad – like for example in Ireland milk was everything and I drank gallons of it. On the other hand, I find it appealing to know that everything is extremely sweet. Me likes a nice sugar overdose from time to time!!

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  14. Demi says: May 5, 2018 at 11:01 am

    Oh my I cannot believe there is such a thing as “Guard Llamas”! I would straight up try to pet them so thanks for the info! Great post, and nice tip about the milk too!

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  15. Constance says: May 5, 2018 at 3:18 pm

    Loved this! Have been thinking about going to South America lately and this provided a bunch of helpful tips that I woudn’t have necessarily thought I’d need to know. Would totally love to meet some llamas and alpacas too, my goodness they’re so cute!

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  16. Katie says: June 8, 2018 at 9:32 am

    OMG this was so on point! I didn’t realize the toilet paper issue until I had a case of traveler’s stomach issues on my third day in Ecuador. I just so happened to be on a tour and thankfully, someone else had toilet paper for me to use!

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  17. Czickontheroad says: September 10, 2018 at 2:18 pm

    I can only agree with everything, we have traveled 4 countries and just about to visit 5th. Spanish is so needed, and mercados are the best places to go shopping 🙂

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  18. Brittany says: April 25, 2019 at 2:56 am

    Squeeeee!! This post was a perfect way to get excited for my upcoming South America trip. I’m going to be cycling the length of Chile, and I’m 100% sure that the super-sweet cakes are going to be my best friends 🙂 Great info here. I took some notes, and I’ll be sure to brush up on my Spanish skills before I go!

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  • 'Tis the season of cheerful cold weather, eating a ton of food, and buying things. Lots of things. Oof, was that your wallet I hear whimpering?⁠ .⁠ I wanted to give y'all some tips to keep in mind when the inevitable shopping overwhelm starts creeping in later this month. Save this post for when you're about to spend more than you have in your bank account!⁠ .⁠ 🎁 Don't buy things hoping they will make you happy. Things & stuff may bring you a little joy, but they won't solve all your problems. If you're feeling down, go take a walk, spend time with a loved one, play with a cute animal, or make an appointment with a counselor for a little mental health check-up. (See also: travel. We love travel a LOT, but it also will not solve all your problems. Or make you a different person. Trust us, we've tried!)⁠ .⁠ 🎁 Shop local when you can. It supports your home community! See also: supporting small business owners, such as Etsy creators, your friendly local blogger (hayyy!) and that sweet old lady who sells creepy dolls and weird-smelling candles at your local craft fair. Support her, too.⁠ .⁠ 🎁 Consider buying from fewer online stores to conserve packaging waste. If you can get most of your shopping done in one big order from a single store, instead of buying 1 small thing from 20 different online stores, you'll be saving bubble wrap, boxes, and the gas it takes to ship all those boxes to you. Plus, returns will be easier and require less packaging, too!⁠ .⁠ 🎁 Don't feel guilty for buying stuff. I know, I sound like I'm contradicting myself here. But listen: give yourself a damn break, especially if you sometimes find it harder to spend your hard-earned money than NOT spend it. Buy a few items you truly think will bring you - or a loved one - a little joy, or make things easier. Don't feel guilty for treating yourself or those you love. Just do it responsibly. Shop mindfully, vote with your wallet, and make choices that you feel genuinely good about.⁠ .⁠ Are you planning to do some shopping this month? (We'll be stocking up on stuff for our new house!) Drop us a comment about what you're genuinely excited to buy - or your favorite tips for thoughtful consumerism!
  • This photo was a VICTORY. You see, we'd forgotten to bring our tripod to Lake Arrowhead. Depending on who you ask, it was definitely one of our faults, but we disagree on exactly whose.⁠ .⁠ Why did a missing tripod matter? Well, I had a Job to do on this trip. It wasn't a work trip, it was a family weekend, but I had a few specific things to photograph on this trip, including this adorable, comfy wool dress gifted by @wool.and. The idea was we'd dress up, take a little walk together, find somewhere to set up our tripod, take a few quick shots, and go back to hanging with the 'fam. Supes chill. NBD. Right?! ⁠ .⁠ If you've been following us for more than 5 minutes, you know by now that we are NEVER supes chill. We're more like totes anxsch. (Yes, I just coined anxsch. It's a thing.)⁠ .⁠ Anyway, so we forgot our tripod. And we've learned - after lots of trial and error - that asking other people to take our photo makes us feel awkward and anxious and rushed. Plus the photos always seem to end up oddly lit and weirdly angled. Long story short, our tripod takes all of our photos now. And we didn't have it.⁠ 🤦‍♀️ .⁠ So we spent our walk snipping at each other (lovingly) and looking for places on which to rest our Very Expensive Camera, like the ground, and on a trashcan. And then we definitely may have but absolutely did trespass onto somebody's dock - and lo and behold: a BENCH! . With some careful rigging, and the use of his wallet, Jeremy managed to balance the camera just so. We started the self-timer and did like, this awkward shuffle-step so as not to rock the dock and tumble the whole setup into the water. (I'm not holding Jeremy's hand just because I love him. It's actually because I'm trying not to fall into Lake Arrowhead.) . But all things considered, I think this photo came out looking pretty good! We even found a conveniently placed stump for a few more photos afterwards. And it all reminded me: the most fun part of my weird job? It's not the ~creativity of crafting a narrative or staging a photo bla bla bla. It's just hanging out with Jeremy and exploring places, together. 📸 . Have you ever turned a f**k up into like... a fun-up? Drop us a comment!
  • Where in the world is Lia Garcia? 🎶⁠ .⁠ In Episode 1 of "Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego," Carmen flies to Amsterdam, eats some Stroopwafel, admires some canals, and then casually steals the famous portrait of Vincent Van Gogh, that handsome ginger with a missing ear (this is where the couple's costume part comes in - just go with it, y'all). Then she hops from city to city, mixing sightseeing with stealing famous paintings from museums - all with one dastardly goal in mind: to cut them up turn them into a portrait of herself!⁠ 😱 .⁠ Which like ... that's a fantastic idea. I want to host a craft night and do exactly that. Where my crafty criminals at??⁠🎨✂️ .⁠ I was never clear on whether Carmen Sandiego was supposed to be the hero or the villain, because like ... come on. She's AWESOME. She is clearly the most bada$$, most fabulous, absolute coolest world-traveling criminal mastermind of all time. Don't @ me. You know she's amazing and like, a total role model.⁠ .⁠ I mean, she taught us GEOGRAPHY. She taught us HISTORY. She taught us how to rock a red hat and trenchcoat and look AMAZING. She taught us how to be a fabulous take-no-BS-from-nobody SHTAR. And she taught us that sometimes, the fun of a heist is just the challenge of the heist itself.⁠ 🧘🏽‍♀️ .⁠ I may not personally be a criminal, but I am a world traveler who looks fabulous in red. And while having a fun rhyming name post-marriage wasn't immediately appealing to me, I grew to love it once a friend pointed out that Lia Garcia has a similar ring to it as Carmen Sandiego, and therefore is the perfect travel blogger ~~nom de plume~~. And Carmen has been my patron saint ever since!⁠ 💄✈ .⁠ What did you dress up as for Halloween this year? Tell us all about your costume in the comments!! ⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ #femaletravelbloggers #halloween2019 #girlslovetravel #shewhowanders #ladiesgoneglobal #travelwriter #trickortreat #happyhalloween #globecouples #marriedtomybestfriend
  • You know that moment when the weather turns? When there's a certain chill in the air, that crispness creeping in, and leaves begin turning overnight as if a clock has struck. The exciting promise of holidays to come, of impending coziness. I love that feeling. And I miss it like crazy. . Here in the Bay Area, at least for the past few years, fall starts when the leaves change and the weather heats up to 85 and winds come rushing down at 90mph through canyons lined with dry brush. Fires spring up late at night as we're asleep. The air fills with smoke. Rolling blackouts blanket Northern Califirnia. And we all retreat indoors to our darkened, non-air-conditioned houses, stuffing rags under the cracks in our doors and wearing masks to keep from damaging our lungs in the sweltering air. It's not great, honestly. . When I think about our future, I don't like to imagine boiling hot fall weather, seasonal fires and blackouts. But that's the California of today and, more than ever, the future. Climate change is a terrifying reality that hangs over us, even as we do our best to mitigate our impact by going zero waste at home, reducing our meat intake to special occasions, and use our car infrequently. I miss changing seasons, but what I really miss is reliable weather and a future that looks bright and optimistic rather than depressing and morbid. . This was supposed to be a post about how much I love fall, but I guess these days it just makes me sort of sad to think about it. Maybe our time in California will be coming to an end in the next few years... . If you or anyone you know is currently affected by the fires, our hearts are with you all. . Have you noticed a change in the seasons over the past few years? Does it fill you with existential dread like it does for us? . #fallvibes #glaciermt #fallishere #montanalife #montanagram #montanamoment #visitmontana #lastbestplace⁠ #fallcolors⁠ #montanacolors #nationalparks #montanafwp #lovemontana #fallleaves #GetOutside #wildernessculture #REI1440Project⁠ #stayandwander #liveoutdoors #folkscenery #UnitedStories #OutdoorsUSA #ilovefallmostofall #allthingsfall #fallyall #changingleaves #naturesgifts #leaves🍁 #livesimple
  • This month we carved out time together to do stereotypical fall things, like get lost in a giant corn maze, eat apple pie at an apple farm, step on some crunchy AF leaves, take this dorky AF picture, and make a lame fall pun that I really hope y'all caught 🎃 We also managed to lose Jeremy's glasses at a pumpkin farm and found them smashed to smithereens in the middle of the road, which isn't fall-like but is very much us in a nutshell (a vlog of that fun little incident is in the works! Yes, y'all, we ~vlog now. Follow our new bebe YouTube channel!).⁠ .⁠ Even though we haven't been very active on IG, we've been having a lot of fun in real life. And like, I hope y'all understand that sometimes we're doing awesome things in Actual Life and not sharing it on IG not because we don't want to share it with you, but because it's important for us to just be together without stepping out of that moment to document it for online consumption. (And also because stories take hours and hours for me to post and I find them overwhelming this month for whatever reason.)⁠ .⁠ I love you guys, but boundaries are important, and keeping our relationship healthy & fun isn't just something we do for the 'gram, the blog, the podcast, the YouTubes, the 'book, or the, like, email newsletter. Or for anyone else other than us.⁠ .⁠ For nearly 6 years, we've been the kind of mushy, annoying couple that gets the same song stuck in our collective head, finds the same dumb joke funny to the point that one of us references it WAY too much (usually me, I have no sense of overkill), has the same "omg a cute animal!" voice (with different voices for different sized animals) and sings along in the car to the same songs on road trips. For nearly 6 years, our relationship has been a source of comfort, joy, and stability. And that is truly something precious.⁠ .⁠ Do you have a relationship that's a source of joy & comfort to you? (Is it a fur friend?! Can we see pictures?!) Drop us a comment and tell us all about your special loved ones! ⁠ .⁠ #couplesofig #colorsofautumn #couplesthattravel #travellustcouples #marriedtomybestfriend #marriedaf #couplestuff #fallfestivities #fallfeels #bayareablogger
  • What happens when you drop the ball? When you were supposed to do a thing, and you MEANT to do the thing, but then you just ...don't do the thing? . Sometimes, people get really mad. You let them down. You let YOURSELF down. Everything is horrible and everybody feels terrible. That's the worst, and it sucks. . But sometimes nothing happens. Nobody cares, really. It was a self-imposed deadline. The only person upset is yourself. And when you DO do the thing - or a small portion of the thing, or maybe just let everyone know "hey, I can't do that thing, and here's why," everything is actually OK. And that gnawing feeling of dread and guilt you've been holding inside for weeks? That was worse than just admitting your ball-drop. . I drop the ball a lot. For example, this month I'm dropping the ball on blog posts and Instagram Stories. I have like, 912689 stories I've recorded that I was so excited to share with you, but when it came down to it, I couldn't make myself sit down and spend the several hours I'll eventually need to catch you up. Whoops. My b, y'all. . And like, yeah, it makes me feel like sh*t and like I'm a bad blogger, which is my job, so therefore I feel like I'm bad at my job. But I'm not seeking validation. I've made my peace. I know it's really (probably) just me who's legitimately upset about all of my ball-dropping, and the rest of you likely haven't noticed or don't really care. So I'm forgiving myself. I'm accepting my shortcomings. And I'm practicing gratitude for the things I AM accomplishing (cuz actually, I'm kinda killing it if you look at the bigger picture). . We are all constantly juggling so many things: work, life, mental health, keeping the house clean, etc. And you know what? Everything can't be perfect all the time. It just cannot. It's OK. You're fine. We are fine. Take a deep breath. Close your eyes. Listen to some waterfall noises. Pretend you hiked to that waterfall with a llama (which I did!!!!). Relax. It's OK. . Where are you dropping the ball? Have you been beating yourself up about it? Is it time to forgive yourself? Drop me a comment below! #sheisnotlost #girlslovetravel #wanderlustvibes #girltraveller #glaciermt
  • CHEERS! We're celebrating, y'all! 🥂Wait, what are we celebrating?? Is that a baby bump??! 😱 (Ahem: NO!, just a cheese bump. Sorry y'all, we're not quite there yet.) We actually have a LOT to celebrate this month! I know its still October, so we won't dip into being thankful just yet - let's just say its spooky how much we have to celebrate these days:⁠ .⁠ 🍷We're celebrating our new home! After spending most of this year applying to Oakland rentals only to be denied over and over again for BS reasons like "actually somebody offered to just buy the entire building in cash within 30 seconds of the posting going live" (I'm exaggerating, but just barely - the Bay Area rental market is nuts, y'all) we FINALLY found a place, got approved, and then beat out all the other thirsty MFers trying to slide in and take it from us. It is CUTTHROAT 🔪But we love our new place! It's a standalone house rather than an apartment, with 400 extra feet, an actual upstairs (!!!!), a bigger backyard, and a real room for my office rather than just squeezing behind the couch in the living room. No dishwasher, because that's a level of luxury we may never experience. BUT! They allow PETS!!! Which is a Bay Area jackpot 🐕🐺 what should we get first? Cat or dog? Llama, maybe?⁠ 🦙 .⁠ 🎙We're also celebrating the launch of our new Podcast! We're working on finishing up editing the first few episodes and will be launching in just a couple of weeks. Ahh! More on that very soon!!⁠ .⁠ 🎂We're also celebrating the birthdays of 2 of Lia's best friends! One from afar and one in New Orleans next week for Halloween 🎃🎭⁠ .⁠ 🍁And finally, we're celebrating fall, of course! It's the best season of the year and we've been all over California this month in search of fall foliage (plus we got like 28762867 leaf garlands to cover every surface of our apartment with, so it's leafy inside, too).⁠ .⁠ What are you celebrating this month? Drop us a comment & let's celebrate together!⁠ 🍾 .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ #travelcouplelife #globecouples #youcansipwithus #inspiredtravelcouples #ilovefall⁠
  • California was made for road trips.⁠ 🛣️🚙There's nothing more quintessentially Californian than hopping in a car, throwing on your coolest shades, rolling down the window, turning on some music about California (yes, we've got a whole Spotify Playlist just for this purpose), and heading off on a road trip - to somewhere else within California.⁠ .⁠ In a few hours, at any time of the year, you could be anywhere. Lying on a sunny beach with palm trees waving overhead. Sledding soft, powdery snow. Lighting a fire in your A-frame cabin deep in a pine forest. Sipping wine amongst rolling vineyards. Dune-buggying through an otherworldly desert. Hiking through a lush, humid forest filled with ferns and towering redwoods. Befriending otters in a foggy coastal town. You might be driving for 4 hours or 8 hours, but you won't ever need to leave the state: California truly has it all.⁠ .⁠ By far the most popular California road trip is along Highway One, for good reason - it's one of the most scenic drives in the world! But there is no shortage of scenic highways and byways in California. This stunning view is on Route 158 in the Eastern Sierras, near the June Lake Loop. We've got a complete guide to the area (and all of its gorgeous fall foliage) on the blog - link in bio.⁠ .⁠ We think the best time of year for a California road trip is in February & March. When the rest of the country is limping through the last slushy remnants of winter, California is thriving from the rainy season, vibrant green hills bursting with colorful wildflowers. Right now, those same hills are bright gold and dry as a bone (also, it's fire season). But we've been hitting the road anyway to head to pumpkin patches, apple farms, and the parts of the state that actually get a bit of fall foliage (yes, it exists)! ⁠ .⁠ Have you ever taken a California road trip? Where'd ya go? And if not, what is your ideal California road trip destination? Drop us a comment below!⁠

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